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December 08, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Arrest warrant issued for actor Daniel Baldwin [krakatoa]

Yeah... it's that slow today.

I just skimmed the article, but I think the infraction is described in the following line:

... reports said Baldwin was in Toronto shooting a movie...

Before everyone cracks to hard on him, try to remember all the good Daniel has brought to the world. For instance, one of his characters gave Wickedpinto his favorite post-coital cuddle phrase:

I took off your clothes. I cleaned you up. I tied you down. I also saved your ass.

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