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December 07, 2007

Syria News: Tried To Recruit Al-Zarqawi (?); Bans Facebook As Being Infiltrated By Jewish Spies

The Jewish spies, it seems, attempt to ferret out information from unsuspecting Syrian officials by sending them quizzes that ask about their Sexual Purity and/or the Locations of Chemical Warfare Agents.

Syrian authorities have blocked Facebook, the popular Internet hangout, over what seems to be fears of Israeli "infiltration" of Syrian social networks on the Net, according to residents and media reports.
Residents of Damascus said that they have not been able to enter Facebook for more than two weeks. An Associated Press reporter got a blank page when he tried to open Facebook's home page Friday from the Syrian capital.

Syrian officials were not available for comment Friday because of the Muslim weekend, but some reports have suggested that the ban was intended to prevent Israeli users from infiltrating Syrian social networks.

In addition, Syria feared their national morale might be sapped by Jewish infiltrators throwing sheep at them and sometimes having "zombies" bite them.

More seriously, Syrian intelligence attempted to cultivate Zarqawi as an ally and asset. Zarqawi turned them down because he didn't want to act in Syria's interests. He just wanted to cut people's heads off and blow up schoolgirls.

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An Associated Press reporter got a blank page when he tried to open Facebook's home page Friday from the Syrian capital. Syrian officials were not available for comment Friday because of the Muslim weekend, but some reports have suggested that the ban was intended to prevent Israeli users from infiltrating Syrian social networks. In addition, Syria feared their national morale might be sapped by Jewish infiltrators throwing sheep at them and sometimes having "zombies" bite them. More seriously, Syrian intelligence attempted to cultivate Zarqawi as an ally and asset. Zarqawi turned them down because he didn't want to act in Syria's interests. 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