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Patriots - Ravens Controversy Continues | Main | 189,000 New Jobs; Stock Up On Canned Goods, Diamonds, Shotguns and Guard Dogs
December 05, 2007

Humpday Website Find

I don't care about the lawsuit, but the site it mentions is frickin' hilarious.

A Pittsburgh attorney has revived his lawsuit against a date-dissing Web site where postings, he says, falsely claimed he was unfaithful and had sexually transmitted diseases.

Todd Hollis sued DontDateHimGirl.com and its creator in Miami federal court.

Many of the entries on that site are howlingly funny. My favorites are the ones where the girl is shocked and surprised at the results of her own slutty/gullible/stupid behavior:

Jean Kengs
I met this guy and he worked fro a security company. We went out and had a GREAT time. I ended up sleeping with him and then the next day at work my manager informed me that his wife had called asking where he was b/c he had not come home last night!!! If you see him please kick him in the nuts for me thank you~

You got it sista!
Spreading for a guy you barely know should be risk-free! Grrrl Powah!

Al "The Knife" Satyr This guy is a total scumbag. Don't date him, girl! He's after one thing, and one thing only! Once he gets it he's off to the next girl. FYI: he wears thong underwear and smells like cats!!

Emphasis mine. I might just be a little tired and giddy this morning, but I can't stop laughing. It's the picture. Al "The Knife" Satyr looks like your tax guy.

Aaaanyway. If you have any websites you'd like to promote today, or anything funny to share, open thread.


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