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November 29, 2007

50 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

Yes, Dave, it's old (from May), but funny.

Samples:

6. Baby, you overclock my processor.

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12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

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15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

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22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

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25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

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29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

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36. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

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39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

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42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

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44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

And those are just the ones I sort of understand.

I was joking a while ago about Serial Killer Pick-Up lines, like, I don't know, "If I told you you had a lovely torso, would you hold it against me? Just the torso I mean. The limbs I find distateful" or "If I asked you to breakfast tomorrow, should I call you on the phone or just open up my sack and ask your head?"

Seemed like something riffable for you dark-humored weirdos. Alas, the comments problem.

Via Instapundit, thanks to Little Miss Atilla, who's offering Meryl Yourish advice on choosing her first (girl) gun.

Even Awesomer: 100 Bad Pick-Up Lines, sent by JB.

I'm giggling already. "They call Gonnorhea the 'Lover's Disease.'"

That's hot.


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