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November 29, 2007

50 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

Yes, Dave, it's old (from May), but funny.


6. Baby, you overclock my processor.


12. You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.


15. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long


22. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.


25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply


29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1


36. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force


39. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?


42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it


44. Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves

And those are just the ones I sort of understand.

I was joking a while ago about Serial Killer Pick-Up lines, like, I don't know, "If I told you you had a lovely torso, would you hold it against me? Just the torso I mean. The limbs I find distateful" or "If I asked you to breakfast tomorrow, should I call you on the phone or just open up my sack and ask your head?"

Seemed like something riffable for you dark-humored weirdos. Alas, the comments problem.

Via Instapundit, thanks to Little Miss Atilla, who's offering Meryl Yourish advice on choosing her first (girl) gun.

Even Awesomer: 100 Bad Pick-Up Lines, sent by JB.

I'm giggling already. "They call Gonnorhea the 'Lover's Disease.'"

That's hot.

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