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November 26, 2007

Manwhore's Claim: Me and Trent Lott Had A Little Somethin'-Somethin'
Update: Not Just A Manwhore, But A Serial Plagiarist And Liar; Total Bunk

This claim is posted Big Head in DC site (which, you know, isn't exactly according-to-Hoyle) is down, probably due to the huge traffic wave it just got from Perez Hilton and the whole left of the blogosphere.

Liberrocky is about to send me the text from the Big Head site which he got before the site went down.

What Liberrocky tells me is that the gay escort involves was asked about Lott and says there's no "current" relationship.

A lot of gay escorts seem to say a lot of crap, and I usually don't believe them because, well, they're gay escorts.

Key Grafs From the Claim: Again, this is a hooker talking, plus a gossip blog.

One of the politicos Big Head DC has learned he's alleged to have been involved with is the married Sen. Trent Lott, 66, who unexpectedly announced his retirement on Monday. Lott is well-known to have been against a plethora of gay rights issues throughout his terms in Congress. He was also good friends with Sen. Larry Craig throughout his time in Congress.

Nicholas told Big Head DC today via e-mail that he didn't want to go on the record to talk about his dealings with Lott, because, said Nicholas, "Trent is going through his fair share of scrutiny right now and I don't want to add to it." However, e-mail and other records confirm that the two have met on at least two occasions.

"All I can say at this point is no comment," Nicholas told us. "It's the professional thing for me to do."

In a subsequent e-mail message, Nicholas confirmed that another publication is working on a story about a "possible relationship" between Lott and himself, but Nicholas also "politely declined" an interview for that story.

Meh, seems fake. The guy is sitting here claiming he's protecting Lott while outing him as a gay-whoreboy lover and showing emails supposedly from Lott to a blogger? The whole "no comment" thing is transparently vampish. Very I-vant-to-be-alone, stagey and not credible at all.

The email thing is pretty absurd. No one would send out emails from their senate account. Ergo, these emails must be from some made-up account... which of course cannot be verified as Trent Lott's, or anyone else's.

So we have a manwhore who's probably looking for tabloid cash telling us he had sex with Trent Lott without any evidence for this. Weak.

And I pretty much hate Trent Lott.

If any hookers want to contact me and claim they've had sex with Hillary Clinton and provide no evidence for this except emails from a Yahoo account called, say, SmartestWomanInAmerica@yahoo.com, let me know, I'll broadcast your story to the world three or four thousand morons.

Oh Wait Here's One: I'll write this like a blind item. It's a real rumor; I didn't make it up. It's a claim from people in political circles.

Which major player in the Democratic Party, expected to run for President in 2008, dropped out of the race because he believed the Hillary! campaign had dirt on his sexuality?

Anyway. I always feel weird about this crap but what are you going to do?

Total Bullshit: This guy Nicholas (the male hooker, or "mooker") is a serial plagiarist and liar.

And in case you are thinking (or in case Benjamin is planning to claim) that maybe dear, sweet innocent Benji has just been so busy traveling the globe and pleasing his "guys" that he merely forgot to use quotation marks and include the author's name, keep this is mind: He often changes one or a few words to make it seem that he is in fact the writer of the piece. For instance, where someone will say, "As a journalist, I...," Benjamin changes it to "As a blogger, I..." Where someone will write "In last week's column," Benjamin changes it to "In last week's 15 Minutes." In the most bizarre example that you will see below, Benjamin actually took Dave Barry's 1981 account of helping his wife through childbirth and, while leaving the entire essay unaltered, he simply changed it from "my wife" to "a single-mother friend." When I first read that blog entry in July of last year, I thought how wonderful it was for Benjamin Nicholas, a busy world-traveling escort, to take the time to help this poor unfortunate unmarried girl go through the difficult process of childbirth, but now, to find out that it was all a lie, and that Benji stole the entire essay, I am appalled and disgusted.

So, as first (or at least second) thought had it: Total bullshit from a wannabe supahstah of a manwhore.

Thanks to AoSHQ Janitor & Male Escort Service.

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