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November 25, 2007

Rent-A-Pet in Japan

An interesting concept. Suppose you can't find that really hot Porsche 911 you'd like to get naked with and the only thing in the parking lot is a bunch of very non-hot Yugos or Trabants? These guys will provide you with a nice fluffy rent-a-pet with sexy lines that will take care of your psyche for as long as a week or as short as an hour.

I wouldn't mind renting a baboon for a few hours to place in certain people's offices before they get in in the morning. Recording their 911 calls would be hilarious.

911 operator: Sir what's your problem?

Mark: There's a baboon in my office.

911 operator: Sure sounds like it sir. You seem like a nut.

Mark: No, I mean a large furry primate swinging around on the ceiling.

911 operator: Right. Have you been drinking sir?


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