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November 25, 2007

Sexual Assault On A Vehicle

A man was arrested for sitting on a BMW at a Home Show and publicly...lubing his balljoint. The auto had to be washed down after he unfortunately...flushed his radiator all over it.

Sorry.

...Wong reported he also gets aroused by certain cars, including a 1967 Camaro and a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and blames the owners for buying the cars because it tempts him to “pleasure” himself.
Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 MiniCooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to “tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia” on the hood of the car.

Hot.

Tawny Kitaen could not be reached for comment.

Thanks to eddiebear.

UPDATE: In comments, Fuloydo comes up with the most obvious and egregious pun for Mr. Wong's dysfunction: Autoerotica.

I knew you could do it.

posted by Laura. at 05:08 PM

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Texas MoMe 2021: 10/2o/2023-10/21/2023 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« Why Are They Coming Home? \| Main \| Rent-A-Pet in Japan » November 25, 2007 Sexual Assault On A Vehicle A man was arrested for sitting on a BMW at a Home Show and publicly...lubing his balljoint. The auto had to be washed down after he unfortunately...flushed his radiator all over it. Sorry. ...Wong reported he also gets aroused by certain cars, including a 1967 Camaro and a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and blames the owners for buying the cars because it tempts him to “pleasure” himself. Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 MiniCooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to “tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia” on the hood of the car. Hot. Tawny Kitaen could not be reached for comment. Thanks to eddiebear. UPDATE: In comments, Fuloydo comes up with the most obvious and egregious pun for Mr. Wong's dysfunction: Autoerotica. 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