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November 23, 2007

Bush has destroyed the universe

In a bizarre variation on the Schrödinger's cat thought experiment, some loons are claiming that man's observation of the cosmos is destroying it.

...Prof Krauss says that the measurement of the light from supernovae in 1998, which provided evidence of dark energy, may have reset the decay of the void to zero - back to a point when the likelihood of its surviving was falling rapidly. "In short, we may have snatched away the possibility of long-term survival for our universe and made it more likely it will decay," says Prof Krauss...

We must immediately ban all telescopes and binoculars, put every living thing's eyes out, and move into caves. Blind cave fish are the original universal-eco visionaries. Whodathunkit?

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