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November 19, 2007

Reasons 1,003,455-1,003,460 Why Hot Muslim Chicks should Convert

Right here, baby.

An Eygptian woman has filed for divorce from her husband on the grounds he has not showered since they married, AlArabiya.net reported Sunday.

The wedding took place two months ago.

It was a quick courtship for Yara Saad Al-Din, 23, and Aysar Ali, 31, who got engaged two weeks after meeting on an airplane, AlArabiya reported.

Ahhh..just like the old story. Boy meets Girl on airplane. Girl likes Boy. Boy marries Girl 2 weeks later. I cant see how this could possibly go wrong.

But a couple months into the marriage and the honeymoon was over once Ali confessed to his blushing bride that he had not showered in eight weeks.

I blame the absence of footwashes in major airports. Damn Egypt's Coptic Christians for their intolerance!

I wonder how long into the 2 month period it went before Aladdin stopped getting his lamp rubbed...

Ali claimed he could not bathe because of a skin disease which made him allergic to water. While a doctor confirmed Ali had a skin disease, he also said it had nothing to do with water, AlArabiya reported.

Now, granted, if I were in prison, I would probably quickly develop this same "allergy" to water. And while marriage may quickly feel like a prison, at least you got to pick out your "bitch". So, I really don't see how this excuse justifies anything at all.

Curious about other reasons Islamahotties (yep...AFAIK I just coined that phrase..let's see how far it spreads...) ditch their goofy, jihadi husbands? Me too.

- An engineer in Port Said filed for divorce because her veterinarian husband insisted on keeping cats and dogs in the house.

Perfectly valid reason. cats suck.

- A civil servant divorced her husband because he had bad breath from eating too much garlic and because he did not wash his feet.

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FOOTBATHS?

- An Egyptian housewife filed for khol’a after her husband refused to let her go to her father’s funeral.

Again, valid.

- A sorcerer's wife filed for a divorce after he refused to give up his job.

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

Being a sorceror is grounds for a divorce? I think this whole women's lib thing has gone too far. What possible job title screams out "job security", "regular income" and "ability to care for the family" more than sorceror.

"Blogger" maybe?


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