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November 16, 2007
The Hottest Move Since "The Fly"
Yeah, that wasn't hot. Neither is Teeth, a Sundance award winning horror film about vagina dentata. Trailer here.
I'm not sure why they felt the need to gimmick up the monster here with predatory teeth; those things are scary enough as it is. Why gild the lily? It's like making a serial killer movie and then giving him laser-beam eyes. The science fiction detracts from the real-life horror.
If I were making a horror film I'd call it Perfectly Normal Vagina and let the screams, and box office, wash over me.
Thanks to mob.
Horrifying Puppets: Kratatoa just sent this, and even though it's old, it's related. Scare yourselves silly with these realistic (?) vagina puppets.