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November 18, 2007

I Pimp Football

[BUMPED]: Last minute reminder for everyone. Vote early and vote often.

I volunteered for it, that's what I did.

16 games this weekend (and Monday), and none of them look terribly exciting. 5 games have a spread of 10 points or more, so you should all look like friggin football geniuses this week.

AND I get to post this until PHenry shows up with the AoSHQII standings and knocks me back into obscurity. But for now I have my moment in the sun:

UPDATED with merged results from AoSHQI and AoSHQII, and I still manage to stayed tied with the 5th highest score.

1 PHenry 84
2 Bart 80
2 DrewBledsoe for HoF 80
4 Slublog 78
4 Stashiu3 78
4 rudytbone 78
7 anotheranon 77
8 Dave in Texas 76
8 Mr_Wide_Stance 76

BONUS COVERAGE YOU WON'T FIND ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HERE: Meet Dr Remulak, currently riding medium high at 61 points. When he left his native country of France, he was instructed to seize all major radio and television stations. And warn the people of Earth that they would be taking over the world. And not to draw attention to his plans by winning any football pools.

Well done sir.

Dr Remulak insists he is hedging his bets playing seriously over at AoSHQII and has a score of 69, and that he is from Philadelphia, France.

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posted by Dave In Texas at 09:01 AM

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