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November 10, 2007

Palm Beach Post: FAU would hire hit men to kill donor alumni

I'm reading this bizarre editorial in the local fish wrapper and can't help thinking this piece says a lot more about the headspace of this editorial writer than it does about FAU. Projection anyone? The paper has a good comedic talent in Frank Cerabino, not quite Dave Barry, but good. If Cerabino had written this I'd have never given it another thought. This guy VerSteeg though is a hardcore Bolshevik with no sense of humor at all so I'm left wondering...

...Anyone who thinks that academicians are above hiring hit men hasn't been to a faculty meeting debating federal grants or an assistant professor's tenure. This isn't a fund-raising plan. This is a Law & Order episode begging to be ripped from the headlines.


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