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November 10, 2007

The Ace Of Spades Lifestyle Vindicated In Court [eddiebear]

It seems the South Dakota Supreme Court has reversed some guy named Michael James Plenty Horse's conviction for having simulated sex with store mannequins.

What did he do?

"A security guard surprised Plenty Horse, the record says. He lay with his pants partially down on a mannequin which had its band uniform partially removed. He was 19 at the time."

But never fear, fellow morons! The State Supreme Court declared that what he did was not a crime. And I believe Ace-A-Palooza Great Plains now has a host state.

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