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November 03, 2007
You Can't Handle the Truth
The critter from Cuero isn't a chupacabra, the "mythical" bloodsucking creature that preys on goats.
It's just a plain old coyote, the easily recognized creature that preys on goats.
Bah.
The analysis was performed by "biologists" at Texas State University, the rowdy sloppy and recently renamed Southwest Texas State University. For all we know they put the head up on a pike at a kegger and held a drunk poll.
I have to admit, It does pretty much look like a coyote, or a lot less like a chupacabra than I thought one would look like.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own goddamned eyes?
posted by Dave In Texas at
01:18 PM
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