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October 31, 2007
Breaking: Jury Awards Family Whose Funeral Was Disrupted By Fred Phelps' Westboro Church $2.9 Million
Sweet.
Alas, their assets consist solely of a $13,000 worth of hardcore gay pornography and six serpents they handle in their various rituals.
Update: The snakes, all male, say that Fred Phelps and family routinely molest them. They are also planning a lawsuit.