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October 30, 2007

Six Foot (Six! Wow!) Shark Caught In Iraqi River; Iraqi Teacher Immediately Calculates That There Is A 75% Chance The Americans Put It There To Scare Iraqi Children

No, I'm not kidding. I wish I were.

I don't know if it's Islam or just the Arab mindset mixing the toxins of impotency and arrogance into a rancid brew of conspiratorial magical thinking, but seriously, these people have to wake up and join the 18th century. Baby steps.

Innocent Bystanders just sent the same tip. DARPA project?

Artist's Conception. A giant mutant
goat's head has been added to judge scale

Pic from Frink Tank, from an old article about DARPA actually thinking about wiring sharks up to act as aquatic spies.

The most perfect killing machine aquatic spies in the world.

Correction: I misread-- the shark was caught 160 miles upriver inside Iraq, not 160 miles off the coast. Thanks for correcting me.

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