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October 29, 2007

DKos Losers Blame Bush For Everything To Busted Up Marriages To Inability To Hold Steady Jobs To Porking Out

You're not fat, dear. You're just carrying around a few extra "Bush Pounds."

Before my head began exploding a few years ago in response to Busharama, I'd exercise a lot... I mean, almost daily, joyous-type exericising. Now I come home with a slight frown on my face and come here to hear the news & be a mojo-mama even if too tired to comment, and hang for hours here and on other blogs, as if the light will shine again and I'll be present to hear the BREAKING news about that.

Bush, I blame you for my new-ish extra 20 pounds....

Honey, drop the excuses, put down the Hot Pocket, turn off Jon Stewart and hit the frigging elliptical trainer.


Snark:

All I know is, during the Clinton years, I was a young man in my 20s.

Now, after 7 years of Bush, my youth is gone, and I'm solidly in my 30s.

DAMN YOU BU$HITLER!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!

Damn, me too. How did I give Bush a pass on this shit?

Thanks to Brendan for that.


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posted by Ace at 10:34 PM

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