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October 29, 2007
Maxim's "Famous People Who Look Like They Smell"
While this list of the World's Unsexiest Women is getting all the attention for its mean factor, it's actually this list -- and the text explaining what certain celebrities might smell like -- that's a howl.
Steve Buscemi
Probably smells like: Weasel genitals, fangs, lips, other teeth that aren´t fangs, a hamster cage
Amy Winehouse
Probably smells like: Pomade, high-heel blisters, some sort of cheese, Chewbacca
Winehouse also made the Five Unsexiest list, so they're really pounding her.