An Open Letter from Suzanne Sena

[Jack, Suzanne called me this afternoon and asked if I'd post this one at her behest. She's a sweet kid and I agreed, I hope there's no hard feelings brothaman].

Dear Jack M.

Please stop.

Honestly, I thought it was just a cute blog thing, until now. Now you haunt me. My security people tell me I can't afford to treat this unseriously.

I thought it was kinda funny, ok that's not fair, I never heard of this AoSHQ place until Andrew brought it up.

I didn't know. I still don't know, what is it, no, wait, don't answer. Don't reply at all please.

So I'd just like things to be friendly, I hope you don't write anything bad about me in your column.

And, uhm,

stay away.

way back.

I insist.

I don't want to put my name on this, I hope you understand.

Oh, and Dave in Texas, thank you so, so much. I am indebted to you, you cutie Texan you!

and check out my website!

[Dave in Texas] dude, sorry. She's just so, so f'n' cute. A little pixy!

I apologize.

posted by Dave In Texas at 06:39 PM

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