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October 24, 2007

Singapore Okays Oral and Anal

Wives and girlfriends in tiny Singapore no longer have the excuse, "but that's illegal." Parliament has legalized oral and anal sex. . . but only for straights. The gay sex ban is still in place and the reasoning will resonate with AoS HQ readers:

"Singapore is basically a conservative society," the prime minister, Lee Hsien Loong, told MPs before the vote. "The family is the basic building block of this society. And by family in Singapore we mean one man, one woman, marrying, having children and bringing up children within that framework of a stable family unit."

Other important revisions to the penal code include a ban on necrophilia, which--surprisingly--is also not considered family-friendly.


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