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October 19, 2007

STOCKS CRASH! RUN AWAY!!

Goddamn (I've been informed on the spelling I think).

360 points on the anniversary of Black Friday, October 19, 1987.

When I had 47 dollars and 36 cents in two Magellan funds.

Lessee... 500 point drop in the DJIA in 87, that'd be, uh quarter of the market.

360 points today, um... hold on... got the calculator out...

2.6%?

Please correct if I'm off base.

Please panic, like you did in 87.

I regret not being able to offer cowbell.


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