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October 18, 2007

Alex Jones' New Documentary: "Endgame -- They Want You Dead"

Oh, this nasty little pussy is making goofball DVDs now? What a punk.

I suggest watching the trailers for their insane assertion that a "psychopathic technocracy" wants "80% of the world's population dead" and it's cheapo "spy surveillance effects" designed to make paranoids think they're really watching downloaded NSA feeds and the like.

Plus, Alex Jones' fatboy gurgle-voice for narration. It's heaven. He sounds like a roadie for GWAR, assuming that GWAR stopped requiring its roadies possess a high school diploma or GED.

I have no earthly idea how I came across this.

You Know... Since Alex Jones likes to threaten people who criticize him....

I just wanted to make sure he understands: "fat" does not equal "tough," you know? I mean, some fat guys are tough, but just because you're packing a nice swingin' set of double-D's doesn't mean that you can kick ass or anything.

Life isn't a Russ Meyers movie, Alex. Unless you're planning to smother me to death in your rack like Kitten Natividad, save the bluster, you bloated buffoon.

Fat, crazy and stupid is no way to go through life, Son.

More: The Apologist puts me some fuckin' information:

Ace, the figure 80% is based on Bilderburger "documents" Jones has supposedly obtained that show the Illuminati wants to reduce the population of Earth to 500,000 people who will work as slaves for the God Kings in the Illuminati. The Council on Foreign Relations is in on it too. This guy has been steeped in deep dish crazy for twenty years.

He's always made DVD's. It's how he makes his living. He's one of the most successful con-men in American history in terms of broad reach and duration.

And Ron Paul is his bitch.

References: Some people don't know what GWAR is. Here's a video (light content advisory):

And here is a Russ Meyer movie clip, I think with Kitten Natividad (somewhat stronger content advisory).

Can I Ask: if Alex Jones is actually in the role-playing game business? Because this would be a not-too-bad campaign setting for Cthulhu.

I'm actually pretty sure they already did it in Delta Green, but this has video, man.

More Snark: Steve O--

It's a slippery slope. It starts with annihilating 80% of the world's population.

But the next thing you know, you're listening in on people's cell phone calls.

And then? Fiat money.

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posted by Ace at 06:37 PM

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