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October 12, 2007

He just couldn't consumate consume the relationship

Some dude in Mexico city has been caught with his girlfriend's torso in the closet and her leg in the fridge among other things.

An aspiring horror novelist was arrested after police discovered his girlfriend's torso in his closet, a leg in the refrigerator and bones in a cereal box, the city prosecutor's spokesman said Thursday.

Nearby they found the draft of a novel titled "Cannibalistic Instincts," said the official, who spoke on customary condition of anonymity.

Jose Luis Calva told police he had boiled some of his girlfriend's flesh but that he hadn't eaten it, the spokesman said...

Seriously, once you've crossed the Rubicon and are going with the torso in the closet and leg in the fridge theme, it just doesn't seem like a big stretch to me to take that next baby step in the culinary direction.


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posted by Purp at 11:54 PM

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