A High-Quality Man Seeks Companionship (But Not From You, Bitch!)

Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey could learn a few things from Jonathan Fitzgerald Tartan Page.

He's got a douchey page up on Match.com, but worse, after a woman politely, via a form letter, declines interest, he writes back:

I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

Regards,

John

Placating? I think not.

Thanks to The Influence Peddler.

posted by Ace at 05:48 PM

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