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October 09, 2007

Umm..Remember that Funniest Celebrity in DC event...

that both Wonkettes (Ana Marie and the gaydar pinging Dylan-looking wanna be dude) will be performing at?

Remember how I said I was going to go and blog the event?

Remember how you jokers were going to get Mary Katharine to agree to go with me?

Well, you can all forget it.

Why?

Because I called to ask about tickets this morning, and I learned they were $200 apiece.

Lemme get this straight: you expect me to pay $200 to hear the comedy stylings of Barney "Did you hear the one about the Congressman who ran a brothel?"Frank, Loretta "Stop me if you've heard this joke in Spanish" Sanchez, Arlen "Not Proven/Single Bullet" Specter, Ana Marie "I just flew in from LA and boy is my anus tired" Cox, and the most feminine looking Bob Dylan wanna-be since Donovan?

Seriously?

I know that Mary Katharine will be crushed, but I'm not spending $200 on this.

That's serious Val-U-Rite cash, after all.

So screw it. I'm not going.

Unless, of course, you jokers hit the tips jar for Ace. And Ace then forwards me the dough to go.

I leave the decision up to you. Choose wisely.

posted by Jack M. at 01:41 PM

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