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October 05, 2007

Knights Templar Cleared By Lost Document... After 700 Years Of Being Cursed To Hell

Not sure who posted this in the side-bar (probably Dave In Texas), but it seems weird and geeky enough for the main page.

The mysteries of the Order of the Knights Templar could soon be laid bare after the Vatican announced the release of a crucial document which has not been seen for almost 700 years.

A new book, Processus contra Templarios, will be published by the Vatican's Secret Archive on Oct 25, and promises to restore the reputation of the Templars, whose leaders were burned as heretics when the order was dissolved in 1314.

The Knights Templar were a powerful and secretive group of warrior monks during the Middle Ages. Their secrecy has given birth to endless legends, including one that they guard the Holy Grail.

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[W]hen Jerusalem fell to Muslim rule in 1244, rumours surfaced that the knights were heretics who worshipped idols in a secret initiation ceremony.
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In 1307, King Philip IV "the Fair" of France, in desperate need of funds, ordered the arrest and torture of all Templars. After confessing various sins their leader, Jacques de Molay, was burnt at the stake.

Pope Clement V then dissolved the order and issued arrest warrants for all remaining members. Ever since, the Templars have been thought of as heretics.

The new book is based on a scrap of parchment discovered in the Vatican's secret archives in 2001 by Professor Barbara Frale. The long-lost document is a record of the trial of the Templars before Pope Clement, and ends with a papal absolution from all heresies.

Prof Frale said: "I could not believe it when I found it. The paper was put in the wrong archive in the 17th century."

The document, known as the Chinon parchment, reveals that the Templars had an initiation ceremony which involved "spitting on the cross", "denying Jesus" and kissing the lower back, navel and mouth of the man proposing them.

The Templars explained to Pope Clement that the initiation mimicked the humiliation that knights could suffer if they fell into the hands of the Saracens, while the kissing ceremony was a sign of their total obedience.

The Pope concluded that the entrance ritual was not truly blasphemous, as alleged by King Philip when he had the knights arrested. However, he was forced to dissolve the Order to keep peace with France and prevent a schism in the church.

I dunno. Still seems pretty weird. They spat on the cross to remind themselves what they'd be compelled to do if they lost to the Muslims?

And what the hell is this with ass-kissing?

Maybe it's a compromise document, seeking a way around papal infallibility by stating Clement's finding of facts were correct, but merely his interpretations were flawed.

Because, you know, denying Christ in an occult homoerotic ritual is sort of blasphemous. That would be a big one on the list. I'm not religious but even I manage to restrain myself from that. It reminds me of Exodus (this may not be a verbatim recollection):

33: And Moses returned from the mountain to find the Israelites celebrating, holding aloft a Golden Calf;

34: And this angered Moses, who shouted out, "What the hell, man? I mean what the hell? Didn't we just talk about this like two seconds ago?"

35: But the Israelites continued worshipping their false god, for they had become wicked, and were a bunch of knuckleheads to begin with anyhow.

36: How they eventually took control of the media and banking systems is beyond me.



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