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October 04, 2007
Brad Pitt: George Clooney Should Run For President
Out of the mouths of mimbos.
Pitt then proposed his own plan to disarm Iran, involving a team of 11 thieves, a holographic projector, and thirty gallons of chicken fat.
He suggested that, prior to the execution of the "Peace Heist," Christopher Walken should be cast as the President of Iran, "because he brings such a menacing presence to the shoot."