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Cleveland Councilman Pens Love-Letter To Drug DealerI'm going to cut out this guy's moronic use of quotation marks in order to make this read better. Dear Mr. Winston, Of course, because the councilman is white and the perp black, this is a "racist attack," and the mother of the little angel addressed here is planning a lawsuit.. for, um, the "death threat" she claims the letter is. The longtime councilman said in a telephone interview Wednesday that he often writes blunt letters to troublemakers in his neighborhood and makes no apologies for the one to Winston. Ah, sensitivity. It seems that if you call someone a dumb thug, you're actually insulting blacks generally, and of course if you call someone a murderous religious maniac you're insulting Muslims generally. Don't those claims seem to reinforce the exact "racism" or "Islamophobia" complained of? Who's claiming blacks are "dumb thugs"? Why, this woman with her moron thug of a son, by claiming the two are equivalent. Who's claiming that impugning terrorists is impugning Muslims, thus suggesting all Muslims are terrorists? Why, the terrorist-supporting Muslims at CAIR, of course. None of this makes sense, but sense isn't the point when a child argues she should be given a cookie, either. Any whine, bitch, manipulation or shrieking hissy fit will do when all that matters is getting that cookie. But of course to point this out is itself "racist" or "Islamophobic," which is why they're permitted to keep doing it without being subjected to the criticism and mockery they deserve. Thanks to Drew. | Recent Comments
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