Barbra Streisand's Contract Rider Specifies She Needs Toilet Paper The Same Color As Her Ass

Why? Who knows. Maybe she heard it was somehow slenderizing.

Peach-coloured toilet roll to match her complexion, and rose petals in the toilet bowl. One hundred-and-twenty designer bathroom towels also in peach. Ten highly specified designer floor lamps.

And that's before we get to the insistence that the security team wear 'neat dark sweaters' and use metal detectors.

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While usually protective of her privacy, she has been happy to discuss the intimate details of their alliance. She told actor Dustin Hoffman, her co-star in the 2004 film Meet The Fockers, that her and Brolin enjoyed sex six times a week.

Asked to confirm this, Brolin would only allow he "engaged" in sex six times a week.

It gets worse.

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Streisand was dismayed when, just before her world tour in the US last year, writer Christopher Anderson released an unauthorised biography which included her apparently awe-inspiring sexual CV.

While the singer's erotic allure has become something of a legend over the years (Warren Beatty and Steve McQueen are among her conquests), Anderson added a prince and a president to her admirers.

Steve McQueen just psionically contacted me to say "I wouldn't touch her with Ernest Bornine's dick."

Bill Clinton, though, had no such reservations.

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Streisand is said to have spent a night at the White House while Hillary Clinton was in Arkansas tending to her dying father. (The President hosted a press conference the following day with scratch marks on his neck and face.)

Classy.

PS: The "Special Comment" is now posted at Hot Air.

posted by Ace at 09:44 PM

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