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July 18, 2007
Squirming Maggots Pulled From Bumps In Man's Head
The man then went on to plug his remaindered book The Conservative Soul six thousand times.
Doctors thought the strange, bleeding bumps on Aaron Dallas' head might be from gnat bites or shingles. Then the bumps started moving.
A doctor found five active bot fly larvae living beneath the skin atop Dallas' head.
"I'd put my hand back there and feel them moving. I thought it was blood coursing through my head," Dallas told the (Glenwood Springs) Post Independent.
"I could hear them. I actually thought I was going crazy."
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"It was weird and traumatic," said Dallas, of Carbondale. "I would get this pain that would drop me to my knees."
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Dallas' wife, Midge Dallas, teased him about it.
"I told him, 'I will love you through your maggots,'" she told the newspaper.
But Dallas saw little to laugh about.
"It's much funnier to everyone else," he said. "It makes my stomach turn over. It was cruel."
I don't know if it's that funny to me either.
He got them from a trip to Belize.
Make Belize Your Vacation Destination
Come for the diamond white beaches.
Stay for the maggots we put in your skull in Santaria voodoo rituals
Thanks to Paulitics.