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July 18, 2007
Spies Intercepted In Iran
This is a terrible blow to our intelligence services.
The state-sponsored news agency IRNA said: "In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders. The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."
One of our missing spies, presumed captured:
Agent Chip 'Big Acorns' Squeaker, creeping closer to an interesting conversation at the University of Tehran. Squeaker is revered as a master of camouflage among his fellow agents.
Other operatives whose fates are unknown at this time:
Polly Niblets, Communications expert.
Deshawn James Woodley, Liaison.
Brian Nutchucker, Saboteur.
Via Cuffy Meigs.
posted by Laura. at
01:48 PM
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