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July 17, 2007

Jon Lovitz Beats Crap Out Of Andy Dick Over Phil Hartmann Crack

Jon Fuckin' Lovitz. God Bless him.

The whole thing is worth reading but I can't swipe it all.

IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is an asshole." [censored word uncensored by me]

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

Apparently, though, he does slam their heads repeatedly into a bar.

Nice one. I haven't enjoyed Jon Lovitz' work this much since... well, I think I'm going to have to go back to the Harvey Firestein impersonation on this one.

Thanks to lauraw.

Dick Being A Dick On NewsRadio: Cuffy finds this "chilling." I don't know about that, but it is kinda funny.


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