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July 10, 2007

Madonna Accused Of Faking Guitar Solo; Entire Stadium Accused of Faking Enthusiasm

Huh. Madonna can't play a guitar solo and it turns out she's deceptive and manipulative. Who knew?

The fake solo comes near the end, when she's near an amplifier, "wailing on her axe."

Andrew Sullivan is said to be on suicide watch. But that has nothing to do with the Madonna fakery; it's just the Tuesday blahs.

Rock stars (or fake rock stars) get away with so much. Listen to her intro. Demanding that the "motherfuckers" in the stadium "jump up and down" for her song. Who else can get away with that crap?

Hey, motherfuckers! I'm about to blog! Everybody give it up! Come on, motherfuckers! I don't want to see anyone's feet touchin' the ground for this post!

Come on I don't see you jumpin'! Get on your feet motherfuckers! Whoo! I'm about to lay some sizzlin' links on y'all! Give it up! Jump up and down like retards! Check out that hot sidebar of headlines! Let me hear you, bitches!

Can anyone else in the world pull this bullshit and not be locked up in a the loony-bin?

posted by Ace at 01:53 PM

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Rock stars (or fake rock stars) get away with so much. Listen to her intro. Demanding that the "motherfuckers" in the stadium "jump up and down" for her song. Who else can get away with that crap? Hey, motherfuckers! I'm about to blog! Everybody give it up! Come on, motherfuckers! I don't want to see anyone's feet touchin' the ground for this post! Come on I don't see you jumpin'! Get on your feet motherfuckers! Whoo! I'm about to lay some sizzlin' links on y'all! Give it up! Jump up and down like retards! Check out that hot sidebar of headlines! Let me hear you, bitches! 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