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July 01, 2007

To Catch A Predator All-Stars

I'm trying to convince Allah to cut a long version of the first guy shown below, who doesn't get nearly enough air time here.

First, he walks into the house, expecting to meet a 13-year-old boy, completely naked. He does not disrobe as soon as he gets in. He walks in naked. Except for his socks, I think. Toting a container of beer and condoms.

Okay, fair enough. After being caught on tv trying to screw a 13 year old boy, the very next day, he attempts to pick up another 13 year old boy -- who is also a To Catch A Predator decoy.

These brief snippets don't do it full justice, but it's what I've got.

I'll post Allah's home phone number later to get some "people-powered politics" working to get him to cut the long version.

By the Way: The show I saw the long version on was "Predator Raw: The Unseen Tapes," running on MSNBC late-night-ish. I imagine they'll be running repeats, as usual.

DA Shoots Himself In Head When Confronted By Hansen Over Online Pedophilic Solicitation: The DA never showed up at the house, though he did chat -- sexually -- with a TCAP decoy. When Hansen's crew showed up to ask him about it, he blew his brains out.

The whole town is in an uproar. I don't see why myself. Obviously they're luring pedophiles to the town, but for the purpose of prosecuting them and locking them away. And I have trouble with this claim that the suspects can't be prosecuted due to impermissible involvement of "amateurs" -- 1, citizens are allowed to give witness at trial and even make arrests, and 2, these guys ain't amateurs, buddy.

Thanks to commenters for pointing this story out.

Allah says... he'll record and cut the guy above when the Predator marathon runs on MSNBC on July 4th... if I remind him by the day before. I'm planning a short vacation then, so I don't know if I'll be able to. Maybe if you're online drop a reminder to Allah in a comment or by email if you have it?


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