Criminally stupid. A thief stole a cellphone. So the cops dialed the number.
"An officer called and said, 'You've won a crate of beer'," said a spokesman for police in the eastern town of Neustrelitz Friday. "Then he asked where he lived so he could drop the beer off, and the guy told him. I think the man was drunk."
"Then he asked where he lived so he could drop the beer off, and the guy told him. I think the man was drunk."
It's a fair bet.