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April 30, 2007

Thief Gives Location To Police In Order To Receive "Free Beer"

Criminally stupid. A thief stole a cellphone. So the cops dialed the number.

"An officer called and said, 'You've won a crate of beer'," said a spokesman for police in the eastern town of Neustrelitz Friday.

"Then he asked where he lived so he could drop the beer off, and the guy told him. I think the man was drunk."

It's a fair bet.


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