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April 28, 2007
The NFL Draft is Underway!
And so far, for the 20th consecutive year, the guru's in the league have, once again, failed to make me, Jack "Elway" M., the Number 1 pick.
*Sigh*. Will my sheer athletic prowess, laser-rocket arm, and innate ability to read coverages ever be recognized by the powers that be?
After all, I'm getting sort of old to be a NFL rookie. If this terrible oversight continues, I might have to declare for the Baseball draft.
I'm gonna turn the rest of this blog entry over to my agent, Johnny M. Coldcuts, who has some thoughts on this continuing travesty.
Listen up, bitches! You're gonna pick a raging metrosexual like Brady Quinn over "Broadway" Jack M.? And I don't mean "Broadway" as in Nathan Lane, fagmunches. I mean "Broadway" as in Namath, the original "Pied Piper of Pussy." If so, don't come crying to me when the only team you beat next year is Detroit. There's a reason they call him Jack "The Snake" M. after all. And it has more to do with than his fear of ferrets. I think.
posted by Jack M. at
01:28 PM
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