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April 28, 2007

Iowahawk Skewers Dan Simpson

The Disarming of America:

When hunters submit a request for their weapons, federal, state, and local checks would be made to establish that they had not been convicted of a violent crime since the last time they withdrew their weapons. To insure the guards are not gun-nut double agents, each of these guards would be guarded by two meta-guards who would themselves be made to rub gravel in their hair and hold their palms over open flames as a test of loyalty to the disarmament cause.

The whole thing is a scream.

Ace's original post on Simpson's article is here.


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