Rosie "Quits"

She says she "couldn't come to terms" with ABC -- apparently, um, they wanted her for a long-term contract but she's in such high demand she couldn't commit to that.

She does say she'll guest host frequently (Allah doubts that, as do I) and she vows she'll still be "on her blog."

Donald Trump gets in his last licks.

Did I say "last"?

Did I say "licks"?

What an erroneous, and horrifying, turn of phrase.

Not sure who sent this, but thanks!

The Trump Mantra: Hah, it's good stuff, even though every Trump statement boils down to:

1) She's fat,

2) She's disgusting,

3) She's a loser,

4) She has "no ratings,"

5) She's a failure at everthing she does,

6) She's a loser, she really is a loser, really, she's failed at everything she's tried, and she's also fat and disgusting,

and 7) I really feel sorry for her wife. Can you imagine having to sleep with that fat, disgusting loser who has no ratings?

He didn't get around to 7 this time, but I'd like to think it's present nonetheless. Subtext.

posted by Ace at 01:01 PM

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