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April 19, 2007

Rapist Demands Defiant Would-Be Victim Perform Oral Sex On Him

...which turned out to be as bad an idea as it sounds.

From the Once Bitten Twice Shy Department:

A rape suspect was "walking a little funny" when authorities found him after an alleged attack Monday morning.

Sheriff Mike Blakely said a 32-year-old Belle Mina woman was asleep at her home when she awoke to someone smothering her with a pillow.

The attacker said, "Lay still and do what I say," Blakely said.

The woman finally convinced her attacker she would comply if he would let her breathe, the sheriff said.

Blakely said the man stood up and she grabbed a lamp and hit him in the head twice.

Enraged, the attacker threw her to the floor and choked her, Blakely said.

"He then ordered her to perform oral sex," Blakely said. "That's when she bit him."

The attacker ran from the house.

...

"He was walking a little funny, kind of bowlegged," McNatt said. "He claimed he hurt himself in a bicycle accident."

Deputies doubted that story and took him into custody. A medical examination at the jail showed the injury was a bite mark and that the woman had bitten him hard enough to draw blood, McNatt said.

I'm surprised this brain surgeon didn't indulge his sexual fantasies about a woman erotically tickling his ass with a shotgun.

Thanks to Marcus.


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