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April 05, 2007

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[The suspect] was arrested in Denver after his girlfriend told police officers that he poured an alcoholic drink on her face while she slept, then put her in a choke hold and flung her on to a bed when she attempted to leave.

Hints:

1) He was blonde.

2) When he was on TV, he didn't yet have the vampire lip-rings.

3) He was the little brother.

4) As TV kids are wont to do, he rapidly aged from being born to suddenly being around 4 years old over one summer break.

5) He worked with Justine Bateman.

6) He knew what was his.

7) He can be seen here.

Story here, and also the answer, if you're frickin' stupid.

Thanks to herbert.


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