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Weird Crime Blotter, London EditionFreddy Krueger fan repeated shred's terrified friend with Krueger's glove of knives. A horror movie fanatic who repeatedly slashed his terrified friend with a home-made Freddy Krueger glove was jailed for life yesterday. Sorry about trying to slash your face to bloddy ribbons, man. It happens, you know? Stat rapist swears "She looked 16, your Honor!" Judge agrees: She did look pretty tasty. A man who raped a 10-year-old girl was spared a jail sentence yesterday after a High Court judge agreed that the victim looked older. Um, yeahhhh... see, that right there is kind of clue you're having sex with a child. Judge Evans viewed photographs of the girl before deciding on a non-custodial sentence, and told the accused: "She was a girl of 10 and you are a man of 20. Those bald facts do not properly represent the true facts of this case. She got a man, the guy got to pork a ten year old. It was win-win all around, I guess. 30-year-old woman poses as 17-year-old boy in order to have sex with 14-year-old girl. A 30-year-old woman who posed as a teenage boy to win the affections of a 14-year-old girl - and the trust of her family - has been charged with child rape. The parents were apparently comfortable with providing room and board to a 17 year old boy living with, and porking, their 14 year old daughter, as they slept just down the hall. It's only once they found out she was an adult woman it all seemed a bit weird. Nuance. Thanks to dri for those, I think, though others may have tipped me too. | Recent Comments
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