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March 10, 2007

Oh, My: An Interview With A Governent-Trained Psychic Warrior/Assassin/Killing Machine

He can kill people with his mind. Seriously, it's what he claims.

The government kidnapped him at age 3 and has been training him in the art of psionic assassination since then. Why him? Well, he's half-Indian and half-Celtic, and for some reason, those races make for particularly powerful psionicists.

And guess who his target is now? That's right -- the drunken tyrant George Bush, who he will bring down: With his mind.

Bonus: He looks extremely goofy. Now, look, there's no rule that assassins need to be good-looking, or at least serious looking, and hey, I'm sure a lot of them do look like goofs.

But still. This guy? Come on. He even talks funny.

I guess I've just signed my death warrant by saying that.

Avenge me.


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