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March 05, 2007

Coffee, Tea, or Me? Northwest Airlines Employee Arrested For Ejaculating On Sleeping Passenger

He was off-duty, flying free, I guess. Apparently he'd already seen the movie so he was forced to find his entertainement elsewhere:

An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.
The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor.

It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis. The woman was headed back to college.

Near the end of the flight, the FBI said Gonzalez sat next to the woman as she was trying to sleep. He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away.

It's almost the perfect crime... except for the part where he leaves his DNA all over the victim.

posted by Ace at 11:55 PM

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Apparently he'd already seen the movie so he was forced to find his entertainement elsewhere: An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her. The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor. It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis. The woman was headed back to college. Near the end of the flight, the FBI said Gonzalez sat next to the woman as she was trying to sleep. He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away. 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