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February 20, 2007

European Women: Sex is a Chore...

In fairness, though, I think the study might have been flawed by oversampling my ex-girlfriends.

Anyway, that appears to be the conclusion to a study recently reported in the ever-interesting "European Journal of Obstetrics & Gynecology and Reproductive Biology." Or as those in the know call it, the "Eujobgynarb".

To the blockquotes!

Trying to juggle careers, households, family and friends keeps most women more than busy.

So busy, in fact, that sex can end up just another obligation to wearily fulfil.

Sigh...can you at least find the time to make me a freakin' sandwich?

In fact British women in their 40s and early 50s are more likely to have a low sex drive than their European counterparts.

Yeah...but in all fairness, they are sleeping (or not sleeping, as it were) with those foppish and dandyfied British Men. Who can blame them?

Oh and for the record? My interest in sleeping with women in their late 40's and early 50's? Currently Zero.

A staggering 48 per cent said they had started losing interest in sex, a survey found.

This compared with 43 per cent in Holland, 35 per cent in France, 33 per cent in Germany, 32 per cent in Italy and just 21 per cent in Switzerland.

And far from being concerned at the lack of passion in their lives, more than a third of British women said an active sex life was simply no longer important to them.

So if you happen to be a Eurotrash Geezer, I guess Switzerland is the Florida of the Senior Poontang Circuit. Good to know.

Here's a pick-up line for you if you find yourself chasing some post-menopausal Swiss tail. Just walk up to any old lady and say "Now ist the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance. Vould you like to touch my monkey!"

Guaranteed to work. Trust your old friend Jack on this one.

But what of those Britchix? Why are they so "switched off", baby? Lets ask one!

But British mother of one Kate Johnson, 52, pointed out that women could be reluctant to have sex with good reason.

'Continental men tend to exercise more and take greater care of themselves,' she said. 'British men don't look after themselves.

It's the drinking culture that affects them, with their big beer bellies.'

That is most definately not groovy, baby. Fat Bastard needs some lovin' too. After all, he is "dead sexy". Just ask him!

In summation this study supports the proposition that living the AoS Lifestyle can be detrimental to your ability to get laid on the British Isles.

Like we really needed a social-scientists (Social Science!) to tell us that.

Hell, judging by the comments, most of you morons can't even get any in the US. I'll think I'll use this site as the basis for a groundbreaking paper in the next Eujobgynarb. Can I have my crazy Eurodollar research grant money now, please?

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posted by Jack M. at 02:02 PM

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