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January 30, 2007

Robotic Parking Garage Comes To NYC

On the plus side, the auto-auto-parking system will pack 67 cars into the space that would otherwise fit only 24, and the lack of human employees may bring prices down.

On the down side, the entire complex has a buitl-in programming glitch that will cause it to begin murdering human beings and welding peices of their bodies into necro-mechanical Zombots.

Then again, I'm a glass-is-half-full kind of guy. So I'm psyched.


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