A Truly Helpful Periodical: The Ace of Spades Women's Magazine, Written By Men

Hey, it's a premise, and I want to play World of Warcraft. But how sad is it that women are supposedly learning about men from other women and gay dudes?

How To Spice Up Your Love Life With Tango Lessons. Yeah. That's what your man wants to do.

So here's three proposals from steve_in_hb:

"Realizing That Every Time Your Feelings Are Bruised By Somebody It Isn't A Fucking Disaster"

"Every Thought Doesn't Have to Be Expressed"

"Letting Your Man Decompress From a Hectic Day Before Barraging Him WIth Every Detail of Your Day"

Couple from me:

"Do You Really Want To Do This Gay Shit With Me, Or Are You Just Being Nice?:" Learning To Accept Victory Without Demanding Your Man Join In Celebrating His Own Emasculation"

"It's Your Period, Not Our Period: Menstruation Is Not A Freakin' Joint Checking Account"

"Amusing Anecodote? Or Just A Trivial Non-Event That Hardly Requires A Recounting?: A Beginner's Guide"

Women can fire back too if they like.

Laughed Out Loud at this one from Planet Moron:

The Words That Come Out Of His Mouth: The Secret Source Of What A Man Is Really Trying To Tell You!

posted by Ace at 07:49 PM

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