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January 29, 2007

Scientist Develops Donuts With Da Coffee Already Right In That Shit

Caffeinated donuts.

Because, really, you don't want to waste any of those precious donut-calories on useless high-impact dunking movements.

This just in: The tangent universe will end in three days twenty-two hours and nine minutes.

And good riddance.

Thanks to Locusts & Honey, who investigates local zombie-attack preparedness, and finds it sadly wanting.


I'm A Friggin' Genius: Like John Lennon said, "I don't understand how people have avoided discovering me yet."

I can't have donuts. Atkins and all that. But man, does coffee taste that much better with donut-particles floating around it in.

So: Coffee that already tastes like donuts. Say, glazed chocolate ones. No carbs. Just that sweet, sweet well-dunked flavor.

Million dollar idea. It's yours for the development. Just send me a crate of the stuff.


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