Scientist Develops Donuts With Da Coffee Already Right In That Shit

Caffeinated donuts.

Because, really, you don't want to waste any of those precious donut-calories on useless high-impact dunking movements.

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I can't have donuts. Atkins and all that. But man, does coffee taste that much better with donut-particles floating around it in.

So: Coffee that already tastes like donuts. Say, glazed chocolate ones. No carbs. Just that sweet, sweet well-dunked flavor.

Million dollar idea. It's yours for the development. Just send me a crate of the stuff.

posted by Ace at 07:22 PM

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