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January 29, 2007

Slow News Monday

Here's K-Fed's upcoming Super Bowl commercial for an insurance firm.

It depicts him daydreaming about being a rap superstar. When in reality he's a fry cook at burger joint.

The ad has caused "controversy." And a formal protest by an orgainzation.

Can you guess why? Think of the stupidest possible explanation you can -- and that's probably it.

Yes, indeed, the restaurant association is protesting the commercial for portraying burger-flipping as a dead-end job and demeaning the millions of American who ask you if you'd like to supersize and/or biggie-size.

This just in: We're all doomed.

Thanks to yls, who considers this yet another example of our increasingly stupid population's insistence on "protesting reality."

posted by Ace at 05:34 PM

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