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January 29, 2007

Tasering The Nipple: Torture, Heart-Ache

CONTENT WARNING, especially for St. Andrew of the Sacred Heart-Ache. Video contains girls gone wild with a stungun, tasering each other's bikini-bound boobies.

Also contains a dude throwing a Ninja star right into another guy's naked ass, but the video, sadly, cuts out before we get to see how many points of damage he inflicted.

Much better than Jackass. Would you rather see boobies or Wee-Man's man-sac? That's what I thought.

Thanks to the Tantalus of Blog-Hades.


Interesting Sense of Decorum: The whole video is chicks in undies and bikinis being tasered, and guys throwing ninja stars at each other.

But -- being sensitive to traditional values -- they edit out the cursing caused by the taserings/ninja star hits.

Which is the way TV does it, isn't it? Paula Poundstone noted that when they show The Godfather on TV, they show the horse-head in the bed and Jimmy Caan getting whacked, but they delete out Jack Woltz calling a former starlet/lover a "sweet piece of ass."


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