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January 25, 2007

Party Affiliation of State Senator Accused of Molesting Male Page Strangely Uninteresting To AP

A state senator in South Dakota is accused of sexually fondling a male page.

Can you guess what party he belongs to?

Well, you'll just have to read the story to find out if you're right.

The story has sixteen paragraphs.

Guess which paragraph notes his party affiliation?

Your answer is either "1st paragraph" if you guessed he was a Republican or "16th paragraph" if he was a Democrat, right?

Well, it's not in the first paragraph.

Thanks to T-Web.

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